Ceramic monkey home organiser.
Ceramic chimp head with secret storage compartment for your daily clutter (Keys, loose change, jewellery, general pocket detritus). Keep your headphones, sunglasses, scarf and hat neatly in place. If you are the type who wears a big chunky gold chain, now you have a good place to keep it safe while you're not wearing it. Slowly but surely your chimp will come to resemble you as she takes care of all your accoutrements.